Grow facial hair.
Grow a beer belly.
Carry a briefcase.
Carry something bulky and/or strappy.
Carry something eco-friendly.
Dress professionally.
Dress in plaid.
Dress in wool sweaters.
Wear boots in all seasons.
Wear sandals in all seasons.
Ride a bicycle.
Don't shower.
Smoke.
Be promiscuous.
Drink when you are stressed.
Drink when you are happy.
Drink when you are sad.
Just drink.
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